If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Define "chronic" masturbator.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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