That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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