we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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