The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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