apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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