And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Come see our sink grown plant.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I party with great urgency now.
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