the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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