He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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