i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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