You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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