I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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