Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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