You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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