Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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