But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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