I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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