you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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