I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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