rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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