I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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