What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
