Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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