You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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