Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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