Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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