matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I need to sanitize my soul.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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