shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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