Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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