i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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