What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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