when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I cockslap morals
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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