im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
