On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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