Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i will never coherently bang her
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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