this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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