I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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