And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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