My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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