im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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