question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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