It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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