We won't sleep together?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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