Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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