D3 body, D1 cock
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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