I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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