HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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