I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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