But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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