i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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