Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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