That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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