I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
